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by Chris Pomp

• Despite the rumors, Billie Jean was definitely not Michael Jackson’s lover. (She was just some girl who said he was the one)
• The best way to deal with problems is to whip them.
• Cops in Doughnut shops say “ay oh ay oh….. ayyyy oh ayy ohh”
• They have a suspect in the radio star killing… video.
• Dee Snyder is not going to take it. No, he’s not going to take it.
• Love is a second hand emotion.  It’s also a battlefield.  And it stinks.
• If you’re looking for a little old place to get together, I suggest you book a weekend at the Love Shack.  One thing to keep in mind, however, is that the tin roof is rusted.
• Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA.  He was also born to run.
• People are people.  That’s it.
• Heaven really isn’t that far away.
• If you’re attempting to spy on your scandalous girlfriend without getting caught, just wear sunglasses.  Yes, even at night.
• It’s customary to offer vegemite sandwiches to your Australian houseguests.

This first guy was sporting an early emo hairdo…